Performing at Eden Cafe this Friday, May 24, 2019

So, the gig at the Indian Ladder Cidery and Brewery never happened because they cancelled all Friday night bands due to budgeting issues.  Your next opportunity to experience my brilliance is this Friday, May 24, at Eden Cafe, in Loudonville, NY, on 269 Osborne Road, Loudonville, NY 12211. Reserve ahead on Eventbrite.  Why reserve ahead?  Because at this point it looks like nobody is coming and the owner is afraid he is going to lose money by putting me on stage, which will make me feel like a schmuck and I'll get all depressed and stuff.  I'll play to an empty room, I don't care, because I know there are spirits out there who will enjoy it, but they have no place to put their wallets, see?  Other than that, I think my music is really good, you'll be amazed, and it's also a new release event, because my new album, "Our Lady of Perpetual Sin," is being released worldwide the same day!  IF YOU'RE READING THIS, OMG, PLEASE COME, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!